Monday, January 14, 2008

Freudian Snack

Kristie: "Kendrie, I just went to the grocery store today -- I'm sure you can find *something* in the pantry to eat."

Kendrie: "But, mom, you didn't buy any of the vagina sausages that I like!"

(pause)

Kristie: "Do you mean Vienna sausages?"

Kendrie: "Yeah, whatever."

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vagina sausages!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omigosh, that is toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodang funny!

Amy

Meg from Georgia said...

Holy Cow! That was one for the books!!!

Erin said...

haha toooooooooooooooo funny!

Anonymous said...

OMGGGGGGGGG, that is just too dang funny!!!!!!!!!! That Kendrie is a mess.

Joann n AL

Sevesteen said...

Reminds me of a junior high history class

Teacher: "Who was Magellan?"
Female student: "He was the first to circumcise the earth!"

Anonymous said...

I get grumpy when I don't get my vagina sausages too!!! lol

Katie said...

ahahahahaha!

Grandma J said...

Is that why some call *it* a va-JJ...so as not to confuse it with a sausage, right?

Monica H said...

HA! SHe's so funny :) My grandpa loves those things. I mean LOVES! I never knew why til now- tee hee!!!

Anonymous said...

EWWW!! I live in Hawaii where Vienna sausages are a staple. My husband grew up on Vienna sausage and rice. I personally cannot stand the smell of them! And, now, thanks to Kendrie, I will be repulsed not only by the smell, but also from associating them with vagina's! Thanks for the laugh!

On a side note, I used to teach kindergarten and once had a little girl come tell me her China itched. It took me a while to decipher that one!

I am on a roll now. In Hawaii, puka means hole. And, in my first week living and teaching here, I had a little boy come to me crying after recess because he said he had a puka in his pants. I obviously told him to go to the bathroom first and then to the office to call his mom. He looked at me very confused and wondered why he had to call his mom right away, just because of the hole in his pants as he pointed down to his scraped knee!

Prinny

Natalie said...

I'm with Prinny above. Finn calls it a China! Hoo hoo! Laughed so hard my China hurts!

jadine said...

So, what do you call it when a person snorts in amusement and goes "eeewww!" in disgust at the same time?

Because that's what I just did!

Baaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Pam Doughty said...

Geez... you need to put a warning at the top of a post like that: "DO NOT DRINK COKE PRODUCTS WHILE READING THIS POST!" My nose hurts from snorting Diet Coke out of it! And hey, that's what you get for teaching your kids all of those proper body part names! (someday, your kids will read this blog when they're grown, cause I'm sure you'll print it out. I wish I could be there to see Kendrie's face when she reads this post!)

Mom on the Run said...

Eewww...vienna sausages! My husband loved those until a co-worker told him they were made from pig snouts. He had just purchased a case from Costco...he never ate another one after that!

Mrs. Staff Sergeant said...

This is hilarious! Kids provide endless hours of free entertainment don't they?

I stumbled upon your blog randomly and I'm so glad I did! My husband is also military and our son, Dillon, was diagnosed with kidney cancer 2 years ago. I was stunned to see another family blogging that had a similar story to our own!

Love your posts so far! I cant wait to read more!

~Keri

M, Ms. R, Mom, Auntie M, Marey said...

2:43 on the state game with no mistakes...the only way to be quicker would be to have a quick trigger finger on the mouse....I hate that "YES THAT IS WEST VIRGINIA," it makes it take too long! Patience is obviously not a virtue around here.

And my husband would like to know where you buy those vagina sausages!

Jeanette said...

Too.Damn.Funny.

lizinsumner said...

Oh Kendrie - thanks for the great, great morning laugh, girlfriend! You're one in a million!!!!!!!

Lissy said...

im in the library at my school...and i just laughed out so loudly that everyone stopped and looked at me.

Anonymous said...

that is hilarious!!
my daughter came home from school several weeks ago and informed us at dinner - "A boy in my class had is independence (appendix) taken out!" My husband never missed a beat when he answered, "What did he do... get married?" Her face was priceless because she had no clue what he was talking about!

Thanks for sharing!
Kristina
Ohio

Jeanette, geographer extraordinaire said...

P.S. 3:01 The first try (State Game)

Alice said...

Hil-ar-ous!

~*~Snappz~*~ said...

Hey Kristie ...

I'm just wondering how you would punish this kid -

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23059205-661,00.html

I'm not sure whether you've heard the story over there in the States - this 16 year old kid threw a party when mum and dad were away, and 500 kids showed up. The Police were called, including the Dog Squad and the Police Helicopter.

I was just wondering how you would punish him ... What the hell do you do to that kid anyway?! Somehow I think it would be funny ...

Melissa in CA said...

THAT'S GREAT! So great, in fact, that I had to share it with my co-workers (which gives away the fact that I'm reading your blog instead of working!). Reminds me of when I was in 5th grade. I asked the male teacher, "How many testicles does an octopus have?". Needless to say, he started cracking up & corrected me. I'll never make that mistake again...

Loralee Choate said...

Hmmm...

Seems like a contradiction in terms.

At least now the hermaphrodites of the earth can have an endearing nickname.

And yes. There is a (Slight) possibility I may be going to hell for that.

Susan said...

OMG.....Kendrie is a character isn't she. She is too funny, just like her mother! I only hope one day she will be my daughter-in-law! Who knows!!!!! Nicholas is sending the box back, but I don't think it will have Vagina Sausages in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patty House, Jasonville, IN said...

LOL! That was hilarious! =)