"So, kids, what did you do for your Christmas vacation?"
Jimmy: "I visited my grandma and grandpa!"
Susie: "I went to Disneyland!"
Johnny: "I went skiing in Colorado!"
Escoe Kids: "We were put to work like the free slave labor we really are!"
"Ugh, mom, this stuff is messy!"
"Hey, why are we working so hard and you're wandering around taking pictures?!"
"That's exactly what I want to know, too."
"Just don't look at her and maybe she'll go away."
"I'm telling you, keep your nose to the grindstone and we'll be finished with this room and released from this nightmare so we can go outside to play. You hear that Mom? PLAY, like kids are SUPPOSED to do on Christmas Break, not work our fingers to the bone painting?!?!??"
"Well, look at the bright side. By the time we're done, we'll have freakishly over-developed arm muscles just like our mother."