Monday, June 25, 2007

Travel Tip #4

When traveling Hwy. 78 between Birmingham and Memphis, keep your eyes peeled for the absolute BEST name ever invented for an (ahem) adult establishment:

The Boobie Trap

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get it? Boobie Trap? BOOBIE Trap????? Woooooweeee! {slapping knee, wiping mirth from eye}

{usual disclaimer about demeaning to women, and not appropriate, and should be ashamed, yadda yadda yadda)

(boobie trap, hee-hee ..... still giggling)

I am very immature.

15 comments:

~*~Snappz~*~ said...

Immature, sure. But funny? Hell yeah! :o)

Enjoy the holiday!

Anonymous said...

I think that is hilarious!!
Now...."titty-trap".....that would be gross! "Booby-trap"...that is just too funny!!
Have fun in Alaska and watch out for those "ice road truckers"!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a mammogram facility-you sure it was a strip joint? :)

Anonymous said...

If you're really lucky, your trip through Tennessee will take you through a town called Bucksnort. I don't even want to KNOW how that town got it's name.
Susan in MN

Unknown said...

thanks for making me smile..This is hour 6 of jury duty..I needed that.. If thats immature, i will not disclose any info about myself

Anonymous said...

Susan in MN. This is what answer.com had to say about Bucksnort, TN. "While some have speculated the community gained its name in relation to the large number of deer in the area, the most often told story about the name dates back to the 1880s, and the owner of a local mercantile named Buck, who sold moonshine on the side. Nearby residents would say they were going to "Bucks to get a snort", hence the name "Bucksnort"."

Anonymous said...

I laugh everytime I pass by that building. At least there is something to laugh at on Hwy 78, cause that is one long and bumpy road.
Rena'

Marysienka said...

ROFL!!!
Bunch of immature people that we are :-P

kim-d said...

I pride myself on my immaturity, and I find that hilarious. And I really, really liked "titty trap" too. Why is it that I STILL snicker at booby references when I've had them for 40 of my 50 years? I can't help it...

Thanks for the heads up, and have even more fun along the way!

Anonymous said...

The sign that cracks me up every time is on I75, maybe in Kentucky? Ohio? It's for BIG BONE LICK National Park.
Hmmm, I wonder what goes on at THAT park???

Kellie said...

Here is one I saw on the way to work this morning .... it was on the side of this huge truck with this big hook .........the name of the company 'HOOKER'S'! I thought of you and smiled! Have a great trip!!

Anonymous said...

I started reading your blog when a friend posted a link for the fertility posts from earlier this year. Anyways I really enjoy reading it..sooo funny!

But, I am posting because I really want to know who is singing this song..I know dumb reason to post but I really really like it and I have searched and searched and I cannot find who it is, or what the name of it is. Please fill me in?

Thanks
Tia
Florida

Anonymous said...

The funniest part is that the "establishment" has been there for at least 25 years, and it still has the original boobies working there!!

Unknown said...

Marcia, I laugh every time I see that Big Bone Lick sign! It's somewhere in Kentucky...see it when I drive from Tennitado to Inditado, lol.

Anonymous said...

Tia -
Like you - I LOVE this song. The group is Tokyo Joe singing 'It's All About Me'