"Mommy and Daddy sitting in a tree,
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes Daddy drinking alcohol."
I don't even know where to go with this.
What makes it even funnier is that he has never been more than a beer-on-Saturday-watching football-kind-of-guy, and that's even stopped. He hasn't had a drink in over two years.
Where she came up with it, I'll never know. But it made me giggle.