.... could bring a Styrofoam Sonic cup all the way from Oklahoma, traveling thousands of miles with it, hoarding it like the treasure it is, smuggling it onto the cruise ship, visions of non-sweaty diet drinks all week on the cruise ship dancing through my head, only to have our room steward throw it away the very first night.
...... could buy my children waterproof disposable cameras, and then forget them in the cabin on the day we go snorkeling.
.... would ask my mother to accompany us on this cruise, not knowing at the time that she would be diagnosed with breast cancer only weeks before we traveled, so then in my mind, turning this trip into a relaxing convalescence for her .... resting .... relaxing .... recovering from the breast cancer treatment she just completed ......
and then sit back and watch while she breaks her freaking foot falling into a dingy.
X-rays and casting from the ship's doctor a bonus!!
I'm a ROCKING good daughter, aren't I????
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