Photos of the Day:
Ocean Park Beach, San Juan.
Kellen's best comment of the day, in the water, while squealing like a girl: "I just stepped on a log! Or it might have been a shark!!"
Brayden's best comment of the day, also spoken while in water: "The ocean is ok -- I like swimming in it. I just don't like the salt water. Or how gritty the sand is. Or the waves."
Kristie: "So basically you would prefer a lake?"
Brayden: "Um, yeah."
PS. And I realize that is not a photo of Brayden, but she wore a 2-piece today and the teeny tiny part of me that is internet-savvy-protective-mother-beware didn't see any on my memory card that would be appropriate to share with the internet .....
Is it completely obvious that I photoshopped some wave-action over my butt? To cover a large portion of it and make it appear smaller? No? Good, I was trying to be discreet.
This picture explains a lot. Ever since we got on the cruise people have been approaching me, asking for my autograph and to have their photo taken with me. I simply *assumed* it was my fame from this blog ... I mean, I have at least a dozen loyal readers, so CLEARLY that's where I was being recognized from, right? Then, I saw this picture, and it dawned on me ------ people are obviously confusing me with Bo Derek. I mean, have you ever seen a person look more like her in that movie "10"? Coming out of the water? In that bathing suit?? I mean, sure, I don't have the cornrows, and my suit isn't shiny or anything, but beyond that, the resemblence is uncanny. Almost eerie. I'll probably have to hire bodyguards and a PR team soon.
More Photos of the Day:
OK, seriously. How many people can say they've toured San Juan? In the rain? On segways???? Despite the humidity, and the bats, this totally rocked, and my kids gave it two thumbs up, so I am feeling quite smug about my performance as tour planner this evening.
"Look Ma, no hands!"
Total, best, funniest, most hysterical moment of the day:
During the segway tour, when a bat shit on Blaine. I mean really, does it get any funnier than that?