Not in their entirety, but here are a few snippets of the first-day-of-school questionaire I give my children each year.
"For lunch I had ....."
Kendrie: 2 tacos
Kellen: Pizza sticks
Brayden: Crap. It's school food -- cold meat and hardened cheese.
"Lunch was actually pretty ...."
"One goal I am setting for myself this year is ...."
Kendrie: Make new friends
Kellen: Just be myself and have a great time.
Brayden: Stay on all the teachers' good sides.
"One thing I am really looking forward to this year ..."
Brayden: Calling all the sixth graders "Sixlets"
"When I grow up, I really want to be ...."
Kendrie: Like my mom and dad.
Kellen: A CIA Ninja
Brayden: An actress and a vet
"I think this quiz mom makes us do is ...."
Brayden: Fun even though I've taken it 47 times already.
What's funny is Brayden is actually NOT the one I would label "sarcastic" ... yet after reading her answers, I might have to re-think that opinion.