Sunday, January 11, 2009
He Said, She Said
a) "Seriously? All you did was back into someone in a parking lot? That *is* one puny piece of fiberglass."
b) "But that is NOT part of your bumper. That is part of your side panel, which will probably have to be replaced if it can't be pounded out."
c) "I don't think your luck of the Irish story was actually so lucky."
a) "Shut up"
b) "We should just be thankful that it was only a parked car and the damage is minor and kids weren't with me and no-one was hurt and especially that the person drove away while I was writing the note because you have to admit, that's just funny."
c) "And whatever, you're the person who tried to close the garage door with the back door still open and gave me that big scrape down the back of my hatch-door-thing."
a) "No, that was you. I did the same thing, yes, I'll admit, a few months later. But the time YOU did it was the time you got the big scrape. And now we'll probably have to pay our deductible to get this thing fixed. Do you need drivers ed?"
a) "La-la-la!!! Fingers in my ears!! I can't hear you!!!"