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Saturday, February 03, 2007
It appears I have discovered ....
The secret to successful public speaking. Or rather, the secret to successfully camouflaging extreme nervousness *while* public speaking. Simply dribble lunch all down the front of your white blouse. Because no-one will notice the nervous blotchy spots on your chest when they are so distracted by the giant blob of chili nacho sauce on your right boob.
Tune in tomorrow, when I bore thrill you with all the mundane exciting details of our trip. I’m sure you can find something better to do, like de-grout your shower tiles hardly wait!!! One clue …. how we started out in middle Georgia, to give a speech in Kentucky, yet wound up in Ohio the same day. Go figure!