Wednesday, November 08, 2006

THE BIGGEST ONE

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Dear Porn World,

Hey, guess what?! Great News!! I single-handedly discovered the biggest prick in the world today! And in case you'd like to contact him for a starring role in your next adult feature, he can be found at the U of W Hospital; 5th floor ICU; Pain Management Team.

The end.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, see, I don't even know who the guy is or what the specific situation is, but there is NO EXCUSE for any patient to be in pain!!!! Especially not someone who has been through what Blaine has! OMG. They'd better be managing his pain. If they're not, feel free to give them some, Kristie!

Mama Erin said...

Kristie
What the hell..........please, if you get the energy let us know what is going on. I hate to think Blaine is suffering. I know he has extreme tolerance but there has to be something....like keeping him completely under for longer?! Maybe I have no idea what I am talking about....sending prayers.