You guys *do* know I was being sarcastic about the eyes, don't you?
I mean, sure, they're red and watery and discharging and he looks like Cheech Marin after a long night alone with his bong pipe .....
But I'm sure it's just irritation.
Or he finally realized what a wonderful woman I am and how lucky he is to have me and so every time he looks at me his ears tear up with the joyful wonderfulness of amazement at his good fortune.
Or radiation blindness.
I'm guessing irritation.