The other day, Kendrie brought home from school two little paper dolls ... or something .... that they used for a math game ... I think. I wasn't really sure ... she was just talking and talking ..... Obviously, I was paying very close attention when she emptied her bookbag and showed me.
A few minutes later, as I stood in the kitchen making dinner, she sat at the table behind me, playing with the dolls.
I heard the following words come out of her mouth: "You are total sexy, and fine!"
My head swiveled around .... "WHAT did you just say????"
She looked up at me, the picture of innocence, and replied, "Twenty-six, and five. The numbers on my math dolls."
I looked more closely, and sure enough, those numbers were written on the dolls.
Oh ... um.... never mind. My bad.
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OMG!! That is hilarious! Today we were cutting down the panty and bra isle at Wal-Mart and my eight year old son said "Why do we always have to cut down the row with the sex stuff?" I slammed the brakes on the buggy and said "WHAT???" (They probably heard me in customer service) He said, "I asked you why we always have to cut down the row with this sick stuff?" Whoops!
I thought I heard Finn drop the F bomb the other day. Turns out I was wrong. Whew. I'm off the hook for now.
I thought she was just quoting Blaine talking to you!
Ah. Freud is at it again.
Claire in Indiana
Now we really know what goes on in your mind Kristie.
TOO funny!
Too funny. Try to drag yourself out of the gutter your mind lives in!!
Hallie :)
Too funny.
LOL! That's funny! Where WAS your head?
What a precious story!
Reminds me of a joke:
Little boy was sitting at home doing his math homework while his mother was watching. He would look at the numbers and say "2+4, the son of a b***h is 6!" Then he would write the answer on his paper. He did this over and over again until he had written the answers to all the problems. Needless to say, his mother was hot! She stormed to school the next morning and proceeded to ask the teacher why on earth she would teach him such bad language. The teacher asked the little boy to do an addition problem. He did it just as he did the night before, further infuriating his mother. The teacher said, "2+4...the SUM OF WHICH is 6. Very good, Johnny!"
I know I totally butchered it, but it is one of my favorites!
That is absolutely hilarious! Can you say SMILE ON MY FACE!! You always seem to be able to make me smile when I most need it Kriste, Thanks..
Love< Marci
Oh, too funny~! My ears work the same way! I asked my doctor to test my hearing and he said it's not my ears, it's my brain. AARP, here I come!
ROFL Kristie---- I was about to say, "say it ain't so, not Kendrie, not yet or anytime soon for that matter!!!!" What a good chuckle you've shared.
this cracked me up!
i read your profile and you are truly an amazing person!
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